Welcome to the new and improved Flourish House website!!
Flourish House was invented in the summer of 1872, when a young woman was taking a stroll along the edge of the river river. She was immediately stopped by a nearby police officer as, unbeknownst to our protagonist, theft is actually illegal and so you can’t just take someone else’s stroll without asking first. The punishment for such a heinous crime, was seven hundred and forty six minutes in prison, followed by fifty three centuries also in prison.
As it is uncommon for someone to live that long, she decided it would be in her best interest to escape the prison at any cost, except a financial cost, as she was skint. She spent the next seven weeks and one day learning the routine of the guards. Who is where when, who has access to where, and what locations would be unguarded at what times. After carefully studying all of the available information, she concocted a plan.
06:00
Wake up
06:05
Wake up for real
06:10
no seriously get up
06:15
if you do not get up like immediately the guards will yell really loudly at you and they might make you cry
09:27
wake up
09:28
walk out the literal hole between two of the walls, i’m pretty sure whoever was building this prison skipped some corners